Showing posts with label genetic engineering. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

How To Win An Olympic Gold Medal In 9 Easy Steps!

1. Learn to swim.

2. Genetically engineer your elbow and knee joints to bend backwards. Preferably at a younger age, take a sledgehammer, and every day or two, just lightly tap on each joint until they are tender. Once nice and malleable, bend each joint just past the point of pain, but not so you break anything. This is excellent for most strokes, but especially backstroke.