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| Don't worry... it's for a race. NOT so I can make a funny blooper picture. |
I need a tech suit. Not just a jammer. I need one of those rubbery, full-body, cheaty-cheater suits, like an X-Glide or a Jaked.
I am 6'1" and 3/4 and weigh about 200 pounds. I can squeeze into a size thirty blueseventy jammer (although size 32 might have been more appropriate.) If you have one of the old illegal suits laying around that you think might fit me and you know someone who is going to NCSA Jr Nationals this week, please pass it on to them to bring to me.
I don't know what I can give you in return, but I am hoping to make a video with it. I have never worn one, but I surely am gonna need it because I opened my big fat mouth and there is no way I can win the race I might have coming up unless I can make up for 15 years of anti-fitness immediately.
Help a brother out if you can, eh?!
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| Hey... I don't really consider it cheating. You really can't expect me to stretch out a taper that started in 1996, right? The guy I wanna race has been in serious training! |
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I guess posting this makes our race official, eh? Looking forward to it!
ReplyDeleteI have a full body LZR, i dont think its the same though
ReplyDeleteIs it the one you use at the alumni meet to beat me by a hundredth in that 50 breast? That's exactly what I need! A suit that can make someone win who could never come close without cheating! Haha. Can you get it to me? Will it fit?
DeleteHahaha, yes, its exactly that one...I dont know if you will fit, probably, its a little lose so Im sure you can. When are you leaving for junior nationals?
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