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| "Darnit, Mr. Baa Baa... I am sorry coach made us late for your piss test!" |
In 14 years of coaching I thought I had heard it all. I have coached age group and high school and there isn't an excuse to get out of a set that would surprise me any more. I have had the kid whose grandma died three times in one season; the kid who went to the bathroom and didn't come back for a week; a 16 year old boy who claimed he was lactating; and a 16 year old girl who claimed she had jury duty.
