| You would be smiling too if you'd dropped as much time |
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
McKeever Magic: What Makes Cal the Best
Saturday, March 17, 2012
URGENT-- The Viking Needs Your Help!
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| Don't worry... it's for a race. NOT so I can make a funny blooper picture. |
I need a tech suit. Not just a jammer. I need one of those rubbery, full-body, cheaty-cheater suits, like an X-Glide or a Jaked.
I am 6'1" and 3/4 and weigh about 200 pounds. I can squeeze into a size thirty blueseventy jammer (although size 32 might have been more appropriate.) If you have one of the old illegal suits laying around that you think might fit me and you know someone who is going to NCSA Jr Nationals this week, please pass it on to them to bring to me.
I don't know what I can give you in return, but I am hoping to make a video with it. I have never worn one, but I surely am gonna need it because I opened my big fat mouth and there is no way I can win the race I might have coming up unless I can make up for 15 years of anti-fitness immediately.
Help a brother out if you can, eh?!
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| Hey... I don't really consider it cheating. You really can't expect me to stretch out a taper that started in 1996, right? The guy I wanna race has been in serious training! |
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Is it Cool to Cheer for Michael Again?
| Remember this? Here's hoping for more |
Monday, March 12, 2012
Adding to Your Coaching: Professionalism
Over the last two years, this blog has turned a critical eye to the coaching world. It is, in many ways, a diary of my own journey through the coaching ranks. Much of that attention in the past two years has been focused on reshaping attitudes towards abuse of swimmers. Today, I'm going to tackle a more benign topic which is nevertheless sorely in need of changing. Swim coaches in America are, more often than not, unprofessional.
Friday, March 9, 2012
Time for USAS To Own Up on Stopkotte
Earlier this week, swim coach Ken Stopkotte had all criminal charges dropped by an Indiana judge. Stopkotte, of course, first came into national consciousness when he appeared on the ABC 20/20 expose of sexual abuse in swimming that also featured Chuck Wielgus' famous "You feel I need to apologize?" line. On the program, Stopkotte was featured as a whistleblower for the under reported problem of sexual abuse in swimming. Soon afterwards, Stopkotte was banned from USA Swimming for falsifying times and then later arrested on the criminal charges referenced above.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
The OBU Bison Didn't Waste Any Time!
I ate at a steakhouse with three of my athletes after finals at Sectionals on Saturday night. While there, I checked facebook on my phone and saw that a friend had posted a link to a live-feed Ustream video page of the NAIA National meet going on in Oklahoma City. Another friend, our former club coach Eduardo is now an Assistant Coach under Sam Freas for the new Men's and Women's teams started at Oklahoma Baptist so I was interested in checking it out, but before I had the chance to even click it, I get a text from Ed that says: "We are down by one point heading into the last relay."
Holy crap! I gotta get that live video going! So there we were, me and three swimmers from the club watching the last relay of the NAIA champs on my phone, and on that little screen we witnessed a pretty amazing race. The OBU men swam three seconds under the national record with a 2:57.83. They had to swim that fast because Fresno Pacific also went under the record with 2:58! It was intense, and it was clear that both teams know how to get a group of sprinters ready for a brawl. What a fantastic swim and what a great way to end a championship meet!
I am not sure if there have ever been any first year programs that have won a National Championship at any level in any sport. I would imagine that their AD is patting himself on the back for hiring Dr. Freas to build the program from scratch. What most people don't know about their men's team success story is that there were some behind the scenes happenings at the meet that very easily could have knocked their team out of contention entirely.
Monday, March 5, 2012
Swim Themed Book Club!
Me in 5+ years....
Book clubs are not for middle aged women who watch "The Bachelor" and have an abundance of stray cats in a teeny apartment. And yet, I regularly watch "The Bachelor" (Courtney doesn't deserve Ben and yet I hate Ben too...) and I own 3 cats in a teeny apartment. I am also in a "couples" book club in Brooklyn. Make your own assumptions about me, if you want.
I'd like to start a swimming-themed book club. I asked around on Twitter and I have 4 people interested. Who else? Coaches? Athletes? My fear is that we will run out of good swimming books to read after about Month One (there seems to be about one or two "good" swimming books in the mass media... then I'm just not sure...)
Anyway, if you want to be part of this, find me on Twitter (MikeLGustafson) or write a message below with your contact information. We'll figure out a way to discuss the book some way. Maybe via an email chain. Maybe via another post on SwimBrief where we write in comments. Maybe via carrier pigeon. I just don't know.
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