Nighttime Snack- Future Swim Briefers?

We've already started receiving some submissions for our loosely defined future Swim Brief blogger contest. So far, the submissions have been extremely strong. To be honest, Gus squealed like a small child when got one submission. If you haven't gotten around to sending us an e-mail yet, don't hesitate. We are already soliciting guest blogs. Just look at some of the quotes from e-mails we've received so far:

"You need a chic's perspective. Like a refreshing, hoppy beer balances and cuts through the big flavors of barbecue..."

"You may have heard of me.  I'm very well known to Jewish children who grew up in the 80's in Milwaukee and wouldn't put their faces in the water"

"I watched far too much of the prelims and finals session of the Santa Clara GP on my computer"

"I am obsessed with swimming and have been for the 12 years"

Think you can do better? E-mail swimbrief_at_gmail.com....if you dare!